Puppy Dog Diaries - Commentshttp://www.puppydogdiaries.com/imported-data/en-USSquarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/)peedee comments on Video - Puppy dog and Family GuypeedeeMon, 19 Oct 2009 20:08:02 +0000http://www.puppydogdiaries.com/imported-data/2009/9/26/video-puppy-dog-and-family-guy.html#comments379170:4092551:comment/5932560That was classic!!! lmao!

]]>Duncan the Cardigan Welsh Corgi comments on Hello from Puppy Dog - New TricksDuncan the Cardigan Welsh CorgiMon, 05 Oct 2009 01:00:29 +0000http://www.puppydogdiaries.com/imported-data/2009/10/4/hello-from-puppy-dog-new-tricks.html#comments379170:4092551:comment/5782662Oh PD, hairless ape Mamas can be like that. Mine only does that sometimes to me but she uses a real bristle stick, not her finger. I try going limp on the floor but that doesn't stop my Mama when she comes up with some idea. Since yesterday, because I have a little sore between my toes, she is making me wear socks!!! It's ignominious. She straps them on my front legs using a small stretchy leash that crosses over my shoulders. I try and try to explain to her that I don't like this. I try all the usual methods of explaining my displeasure - heading to another room, going limp 10 feet away from where she wants me, pushing her hand away with a paw, and even showing my defense weapon teeth and muttering imprecations. Nothing works when a Mama want to "fix" her baby. First she holds my foot in funny tasting warm water. Then she won't let me lick it dry, she insists on pushing and squeezing my foot with a rag from the water room. Then she squeezes some goo between my toes, which makes me want to lick it even more. Then she pulls a sock on that foot, and then on the other foot, and ties them over my shoulders. I'm so depressed. Do you know how stupid a Corgi looks wearing socks that come up to his chest?? Hope no one comes to visit. Wish Daddy would let her get another puppy. She could "fix" the alternate dog and I could just relax and lick my feet.

]]>Puppy Dog comments on Hello from Puppy Dog - Jumping out of carsPuppy DogThu, 01 Oct 2009 05:49:30 +0000http://www.puppydogdiaries.com/imported-data/2009/9/26/hello-from-puppy-dog-jumping-out-of-cars.html#comments379170:4092551:comment/5679209You are so right Duncan! Hairless Apes cannot be trusted.

]]>puppydogdiaries comments on Video - Puppy Dog kills a bunnypuppydogdiariesTue, 29 Sep 2009 03:30:05 +0000http://www.puppydogdiaries.com/imported-data/2009/9/2/video-puppy-dog-kills-a-bunny.html#comments379170:4092551:comment/5651590We don't bother with those supposedly strong toys anymore. We go to the Dollar store and buy 20 soft toys for 20 dollars. He doesn't eat the stuffing so they are perfect.

]]>Duncan the Cardigan Welsh Corgi comments on Hello from Puppy Dog - Jumping out of carsDuncan the Cardigan Welsh CorgiSun, 27 Sep 2009 00:03:34 +0000http://www.puppydogdiaries.com/imported-data/2009/9/26/hello-from-puppy-dog-jumping-out-of-cars.html#comments379170:4092551:comment/5632454PD, you are still young. No matter how much you study the hairless apes, especially your parents, they are always unpredictable. When my Mama is talking sweet to me with the word "come" in with the all noise, and she's really being sweet, it usually means something bad is going to happen. Most of the problem comes from the poor breeding of hairless apes. They are born hairless (no hackles to stand up), tailless (so missing 30% of their communications skills), and their ears are totally useless for both hearing and signaling. If you do something good and are given a squit (bisquit - Mama can't spell), that is OK. If your are offered a squit and asked to do something, be very very very suspicious.

]]>Puppy Dog comments on They just don't prepare you for thisPuppy DogSat, 26 Sep 2009 03:39:06 +0000http://www.puppydogdiaries.com/imported-data/2009/6/25/they-just-dont-prepare-you-for-this.html#comments379170:4092551:comment/5625740LOL! Never thought of that. Thanks for the warning!

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]]>jerseygirl01 comments on They just don't prepare you for thisjerseygirl01Tue, 22 Sep 2009 03:06:15 +0000http://www.puppydogdiaries.com/imported-data/2009/6/25/they-just-dont-prepare-you-for-this.html#comments379170:4092551:comment/5590054Ah yes, been there. Don't make the mistake of playing mousy-mousy or molie-molie with PD and your skivvies while ensconced. What's a cute little game and exercise in bite inhibition can become serious business if the "game over" signal isn't understood.

]]>ittybittycrazyOy comments on Hairless Apes - Dog-Owner Neighbor EtiquetteittybittycrazyOyWed, 16 Sep 2009 04:33:40 +0000http://www.puppydogdiaries.com/imported-data/2009/9/14/hairless-apes-dog-owner-neighbor-etiquette.html#comments379170:4092551:comment/5548003Oy vey. I have no defense or explanation except to say that we all raise our kids differently.

]]>Polar Bear comments on Hairless Apes - Dog-Owner Neighbor EtiquettePolar BearTue, 15 Sep 2009 22:27:30 +0000http://www.puppydogdiaries.com/imported-data/2009/9/14/hairless-apes-dog-owner-neighbor-etiquette.html#comments379170:4092551:comment/5543470As a matter of interest, does Bill waterboard Doggette if she poops in the house?

]]>Everywhereventually comments on Hairless Apes - Dog-Owner Neighbor EtiquetteEverywhereventuallyTue, 15 Sep 2009 22:24:40 +0000http://www.puppydogdiaries.com/imported-data/2009/9/14/hairless-apes-dog-owner-neighbor-etiquette.html#comments379170:4092551:comment/5543465On reflection, isn't pet torture the first stage to becoming a serial killer?

Before Ted's half eaten remains are discovered in Bill's freezer, maybe someone should have a word...

I'm just sayin'

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